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[sere sere]

A me sembra sempre uguale! In compenso la dentatura s'è... [r]affinata

Messaggio modificato da sere sere il 14 September 2018 - 08:49 PM

[trillo]

a proposito, non so se OT ma volevo dire che alla fine di Get Out ha iniziato il Blessed To... però non ho mai capito se è quelli della song o sono "mirati" alle serate

[sere sere]

Purtroppo non saprei risponderti sorry!

Pensavo a questi primi discorsi europei... Mi sono lanciata nella traduzione di ciò che Mr. MacPhisto sostanzialmente ha detto nella prima serata parigina (perdonate eventuali hazzate! )

 

[...]

MacPhisto: "Ohh. Well, look at you... Paris! You must be exhausted after all that protesting." [sniggers] "Thousands and thousands of you, spoiling a perfectly wonderful walk, waving your banners about. About what? Climate change?!"

Crowd: [whoops and applause]

MacPhisto: "The greatest piece of fake news ever!  Boring." [yawns] "Ha ha ha."

Crowd: [whistles]

MacPhisto: "J'adore climate change! C'est merveilleux... non?"

Crowd: [whoops]

MacPhisto: "I mean, Bangladesh might be about to fall into the sea... but the sun was shining on my terrace today at The Peninsula, and I thought... FUCK climate change!"

[...]

 

[...]
MacPhisto: "Ohh. Bene, guardati... Parigi! Dovreste essere esausti dopo tutte quelle proteste" [ridacchia] "Migliaia e migliaia di voi, rovinate una perfetta e meravigliosa passeggiata, sventolando i vostri striscioni. Su cosa? Sul cambiamento climatico?!"
Folla: [grida e applausi]
MacPhisto: "Il più grande pezzo di fake news di sempre! Che noia." [sbadiglia] "Ha ha ha."
Folla: [fischi]
MacPhisto: "Adoro il cambiamento climatico! È meraviglioso... No?"
Folla: [grida]
MacPhisto: "Voglio dire, il Bangladesh potrebbe essere sul punto di sparire nel mare... ma il sole splendeva sulla mia terrazza oggi al The Peninsula, ed ho pensato... Vaffancul0 al cambiamento climatico!”

[...]

 

Mi sono vista il video e... Il modo in cui lo dice, la mimica... Eccellente!

Messaggio modificato da sere sere il 17 September 2018 - 11:45 PM

[ale the fly]

a proposito, non so se OT ma volevo dire che alla fine di Get Out ha iniziato il Blessed To... però non ho mai capito se è quelli della song o sono "mirati" alle serate

Li cambia quasi ogni sera

[sere sere]

MacPhisto's sad to leave Paris: a city that knows how to treat an ageing boulevardier like him.  But he has some good news for all of us.  The MacPhisto for Europe movement is on the march - everywhere.

 

 

@U2

[sere sere]

"Just remember, when you don't believe I exist, that's when I do my best work"

 

 

@U2tour

 

 

@u2gigs

 

 

[sere sere]

Trascrizione del discorso della prima serata a Lisbona by Canadanne

Sunday 16th September 2018
Lisbon, Portugal
Altice Arena

 

[Even Better Than The Real Thing ends]

MacPhisto: [sings] "Even the greatest stars... discover themself in the looking glass..." [approaches tablet computer on a stand; sees a devilish face superimposed over his own image] "Even the greatest stars..."

MacPhisto: "Ohh."

Crowd: [cheers and whistles]

MacPhisto: "Boa noite, Lisboa!"

Crowd: [cheers and applause]

MacPhisto: "Mr MacPhisto at votre service. Ha ha ha ha!"

Crowd: [whistles and applause]

MacPhisto: "Oh... look at you. Look at you. Not a fascist in sight. What a disappointment!  I love f-- f-- fascists!" [wicked laugh]

Crowd: [boos and whistles]

MacPhisto: "Oh... oh, you don't? You love... ridiculous ideas like... Europe?"

Crowd: [cheer]

MacPhisto: "Oh. I mean, what's the point in speaking different languages if you insist on understanding each other?" [sniggers]

Crowd: [whistles]

MacPhisto: "My people... Lisbon!  My people are everywhere. In Sweden, they call themselves Sweden Democrats. In France, they keep changing their name. In Italy, they have too many names. In Poland, they have names I... just can't pronounce. And in Hungary, they're just... hungry... for me!  Ha ha ha ha. So many names. So many names. But they all have one face... and it's mine. Ha ha ha ha!"

Crowd: [applause]

MacPhisto: "Oh, and Lisbon. Just remember – when you don't believe I exist... that's when I do... my best work."

[Acrobat begins]

MacPhisto: "Don't believe what you hear. Don't believe what you see. If you just close your eyes... you can FEEL THE ENEMY!"

[veropo]

Trascrizione del discorso della prima serata a Lisbona by Canadanne

Sunday 16th September 2018
Lisbon, Portugal
Altice Arena

[Even Better Than The Real Thing ends]
MacPhisto: [sings] "Even the greatest stars... discover themself in the looking glass..." [approaches tablet computer on a stand; sees a devilish face superimposed over his own image] "Even the greatest stars..."
MacPhisto: "Ohh."
Crowd: [cheers and whistles]
MacPhisto: "Boa noite, Lisboa!"
Crowd: [cheers and applause]
MacPhisto: "Mr MacPhisto at votre service. Ha ha ha ha!"
Crowd: [whistles and applause]
MacPhisto: "Oh... look at you. Look at you. Not a fascist in sight. What a disappointment! I love f-- f-- fascists!" [wicked laugh]
Crowd: [boos and whistles]
MacPhisto: "Oh... oh, you don't? You love... ridiculous ideas like... Europe?"
Crowd: [cheer]
MacPhisto: "Oh. I mean, what's the point in speaking different languages if you insist on understanding each other?" [sniggers]
Crowd: [whistles]
MacPhisto: "My people... Lisbon! My people are everywhere. In Sweden, they call themselves Sweden Democrats. In France, they keep changing their name. In Italy, they have too many names. In Poland, they have names I... just can't pronounce. And in Hungary, they're just... hungry... for me! Ha ha ha ha. So many names. So many names. But they all have one face... and it's mine. Ha ha ha ha!"
Crowd: [applause]
MacPhisto: "Oh, and Lisbon. Just remember – when you don't believe I exist... that's when I do... my best work."
[Acrobat begins]
MacPhisto: "Don't believe what you hear. Don't believe what you see. If you just close your eyes... you can FEEL THE ENEMY!"

E' fantastico

[sere sere]

Kraftwerk "Looking Glass" snippet as MacPhisto greets Lisbon tonight. "You know, there's a funny smell in the air. It's really nasty. I know what it is. Democrats. The place just stinks of democracy. F***ing Portugal." - MacPhisto

 

"If you're in the mood for another minister of everything, here's some breaking news. MacPhisto for Europe! That's the ticket! MACPHISTO FOR EUROPE!" - MacPhisto

 

@atu2

 

MacPhisto for Europe? "Don't let the bastards grind you down"

 

 

@U2tour

[sere sere]

Ecco la trascrizione del discorso di ieri sera a Lisbona by Canadanne

 

Monday 17th September 2018
Lisbon, Portugal
Altice Arena

 

[Even Better Than The Real Thing ends]

MacPhisto: [sings] "Even the greatest stars... discover themself in the looking glass..." [approaches tablet computer on a stand; sees a devilish face superimposed over his own image] "Even the greatest stars..."

Crowd: [cheers and applause]

MacPhisto: "Mm... mm... b-- boa noite, my little..." [grunts and waves hand] "Senhor MacPhisto at your serviço!" [bows and laughs]

Crowd: [cheers, whistles and applause]

MacPhisto: "Oh." [sniffs] "You know... there's a funny..." [sniffs] "...smell in here."

Crowd: [whoops]

MacPhisto: [sniffs] "Ew... it's really nasty." [inhales] "Ohh... I-- I know what it is." [sniffs] "Democrats!"

Crowd: [laughter]

MacPhisto: "Hahahaha! The place just stinks... of democracy. Fucking Portugal!  Ha ha ha ha."

Crowd: [laughter and applause]

MacPhisto: "Ohhh yeaahh... your parliament!  Don't any of you remember the good days, when one person used to take all the decisions? Ha ha ha ha ha ha. My good friend, Salazar!  Ha ha ha ha ha!"

Crowd: [boo]

MacPhisto: "Minister for the Navy, Minister for Finance, Minister for Agriculture, all at the same time!" [laughs] "Ohh. Now... if you're in the mood for another... Minister of Everything... here's some breaking news. MacPhisto for Europe! That's the ticket – MacPhisto for Europe!"

Crowd: [cheers, applause and whistles]

MacPhisto: "Oh! So you don't believe I exist? Well, funny – that's when I do... my best work."

[Acrobat begins]

MacPhisto: "Don't believe what you hear. Don't believe what you see. If you just close your eyes... you can FEEL THE ENEMYYY!  Haa!"

[sere sere]

Una mia traduzione della parte saliente del discorso postato sopra...
(Sempre... perdonate eventuali hazzate! )

 

[...]

MacPhisto: "Mm... mm... b-- buonanotte, miei piccoli..." [grugnisce e agita la mano] "Signor MacPhisto al vostro servizio!" [si inchina e ride]

Folla: [saluti, fischi e applausi]

MacPhisto: "Oh." [annusa] "Sapete... c'è uno strano..." [annusa] "...odore nell'aria."

Folla: [grida]

MacPhisto: [annusa] "Ew... è davvero cattivo." [inspira] "Ohh... Io… So cos'è." [annusa] "Democratici!"

Folla: [risate]

MacPhisto: "Hahahaha! Il posto puzza appunto... di democrazia. Fucking Portugal!*  Ha ha ha ha." * (Non traduco )

Folla: [risate e applausi]

MacPhisto: "Ohhh sìììì... il vostro parlamento! Nessuno di voi ricorda i bei giorni, quando una persona prendeva tutte le decisioni? Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Il mio buon amico, Salazar! Ha ha ha ha ha!"

Folla: [boo]

MacPhisto: "Il Ministro della Marina, il Ministro delle Finanze, Il Ministro dell'Agricoltura, tutto insieme!" [ride] "Ohh. Ora... se siete dell'umore giusto per un altro... Ministro di Tutto... ecco l'ultima novità: MacPhisto per l'Europa! Ecco quello che ci vuole – MacPhisto per l'Europa!"

[...]

Messaggio modificato da sere sere il 19 September 2018 - 01:12 AM

[SaraB]

Grazie sere per postare anche le traduzioni

[ale the fly]

@U2 3 h3 ore fa

Altro

MacPhisto channels his inner dictator and launches a bombshell. He's going to run in the Elections for the European parliament! Watch this space!! #fiendsofmacphisto #U2eiTour #U2 #whenyoudontbelieveiexist

 

https://twitter.com/...803117186863106

[sere sere]

Grazie!!

Ecco la trascrizione del discorso della prima serata a Madrid by Canadanne

Thursday 20th September 2018
Madrid, Spain
WiZink Center

 

[Even Better Than The Real Thing ends]

MacPhisto: [sings] "Even the greatest stars... discover themself in the looking glass..." [approaches tablet computer on a stand; sees a devilish face superimposed over his own image] "Even the greatest stars... discover themself in the looking glass..."

Crowd: [cheers and applause]

MacPhisto: "Ahahaha. Buenas noches, señoritas y señoritos. Don MacPhisto a su servicio."

Crowd: [cheers, whistles and applause]

MacPhisto: "So... Bo-no... goes to Rome-o... to see... il Pope-o." [sniggers]

Crowd: [cheers and applause]

MacPhisto: "To kneel before him, I assume. I didn't kneel, when I lived in that place!" [sniggers] "Back when the Borgias were my very best friends." [wistfully] "Rodrigo! ...Cesare..." [inhales admiringly] "Lucrezia! Such fun. But MacPhisto is bored with that now. He's got new pals. From Hungary, Viktor Orbán!"

Crowd: [boo]

MacPhisto: "From Sweden, Jimmie Åkesson!" [gives Nazi salute]

Crowd: [boos and whistles]

MacPhisto: "From France, little Marine Le-Le-Le-Le-Le... whatever her name is."

Crowd: [laughter]

MacPhisto: "Anyway... MacPhisto's got a new game. It's called Zooropa – a game he intends to win."

Crowd: [whoops and applause]

MacPhisto: "Vote MacPhisto for Europe – or to hell with you! That's the ticket. And remember, Madrid... it's when you don't believe I exist – that's when I do... my best work." [sniggers]

[Acrobat begins]

MacPhisto: "Don't believe what you hear. Don't believe what you see. If you just close your eyes... you can feel the enemyyy! ...Haaa!"

[EnjoyTheClaw]

Grazie!!

Ecco la trascrizione del discorso della prima serata a Madrid by Canadanne

Thursday 20th September 2018
Madrid, Spain

Crowd: [cheers and applause]
[b]MacPhisto: "To kneel before him, I assume. I didn't kneel, when I lived in that place!" [sniggers] "Back when the Borgias were my very best friends." [wistfully] "Rodrigo! ...Cesare..." [inhales admiringly] "Lucrezia! "

Conosce la storia meglio di me.
Cosa mi hanno fatto studiare a fare!? Ecco, se cantasse e basta eviterei di dovermi vergognare così tanto.